Barry Bonds: Cheater Cheater Steroid Eater

You know what? I’m glad Barry Bonds is having lots of trouble break Hank Aaron’s all-time homerun record. Kinda hard to concentrate on hitting when everyone knows you’re a cheater, isn’t it, cheater? Must be super hard to get those steroided muscles swinging after a fat pitch when the entire world knows you’re a fake […]

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AJ Pierzynski: Most Valuable Cheater

I guess I should congratulate the Black Sox for overcoming an eighty-whatever-year World Series drought by beating up on weaker and/or injured teams and playing the umps the way Matthew Broderick played Global Thermonuclear War. But the heck with that stuff. The Black Sox are nothing but a bunch of no-talent, loudmouth, stupid cheaters, and […]

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