Pay Barry (Or Don’t)

My name is Barry Lamar Bonds. I am the all-time home run hitter in Major League Baseball, and hold the single season record for most HRs. At the age of 42, I hit 28 home runs in only 477 plate appearances, and reached base 48% of the time. I still want to play baseball. And […]

Continue reading →

Book Club: The Fountainhead by Ayn Rand

While I’ve been serving my one-year suspension for steroid use … uuhhh, while I’ve been rehabbing my knee, I’ve found myself with a lot of time to indulge in deep thinking. Though I’ve been able to absorb many of the lessons of the literary classics simply by intuiting them from the arc of my powerful […]

Continue reading →