Helo, gentleman and not so gentleman! I have been gone for a long time from this site due to two factors. Namely, one, money (but do not worry as I have now been paid in full finally). Namely, two, because I have been on special project for my country. President Hugo said I should not […]

Hello to you all, it has been a long time since I write on this weblog called Yard Work! Actually, if you know the truth of things, I have written many other things, but these guys who do the weblog hads lost my writings very numerous times. We have a saying for this in Venezuela: […]

Many of you have written me to ask me who will win this year World Series. The answer, is “I do not know!” No one knows, not even this so-says-he called Spartacus. May be I should not say this, but he is what we call in Venezuela “a homely dog running around in the streets […]

I am finding the time now to responder to all of the several emails I get every day and weeks from all of my loyal readers and viewers and fanatics…and some unloyal ones too! Jajaja! Dear Ana Maria: Why are you only interested in Venezuelan baseball players? I know that you are from Venezuela, but […]

A famous proverb from Venezuela is like this: “There is nothing hidden between the sky and the earth.” This is especially true when it comes to pitching prospects. (Although another famous proverb from Venezuela is like this: “No hay cosa tal como una prospect de pitching.”) My dear brother-in-laws Wilson Alvarez was the first of […]

I has just have 24 orgasms in one round. Ana Maria Callejeo Guillen is the top baseball writer for El Universal. She is also one happy Venezuelana tonight.

First of all time, lett me start by saying primarily how proud I am to win the Premio Deportes, Venezuela’s #1 top award for sportes writing! Here I am at the awards banquet, although I am not looking so good after recently having been stunged by a jellyfish. My face: tan huge! My many of […]

How do you like my new photo? O my dear Ugueth, I was very surprise to see that los Tigres has traded you to los Filis. At first, I was very upseted. I was like this: “¡Oh no you did NOT do that to mi gran tio once removed!” I beg you, Alan Trammell seriously […]

Hello and reception to me, Ana Maria Collejeo Guillen again! I have returned for greater speak of baseball, the game greatest in the history of the humanity, and yes that includes futbol. (I am grieved to say that, Latins, but you know that I are truth about this one jajaja!) There has been many talk […]